A Few Brilliant Ideas...

Nathan Lee. Me. On the same team. Thank you father in heaven. I was tickled pink.

TIME TO PUN IT UP IN THE PINK!

However, I would like to make two objections. I looked around at the other teams, then I looked at my team and came to a few conclusions.

1. I didn't a single person that I requested. Really Charity? Not even one? At least give me Cajua and his blackalishousness. Fine, I can overlook that one I guess.

But that's not where it ends. I am the oldest camper guy on my team... Possibly the oldest camper. Though, I think Emily is older. I can see the reviewers looking at the list and being like: "STEVIE? LET'S PUT HIM ON HIS OWN TEAM!" and then Charity saying: "Guyyys. We can't do that. We have to put him on a team." and the team leaders responding: "Fiiiine. At least make him the oldest guy on his team. Oh, and don't give him anyone he requested too."

Thanks a lot big bro. I know you reviewed those lists.

You didn't even have the decency to put me on my own team. We all know Team Stevie would be white. And nerdy.

In all truth, I'm psyched for Youth Camp. I've always wanted Nathan Lee as my leader, and I have Will J by my side as well. It's gonna be a great year. Don't forget your floaties.

Watch out everybody, I'ma deliver you the pink slip this year. You wouldn't believe what I can do with my pinkie finger.

"SO WHAT I AM A ROCKSTARRRR!!!...."

Ick. Wet.

Blogger: While it's primary intention is created for writing, I have seen it used for pictures on rare occasions. I would compare Blogger to a writer's notebook, because that's really what it is. A place for all of us to sketch our ideas and for the world to preview them for us.

Twitter: A place to find updates on stuff... On stuff that you actually care about being updated on.
Sports, news, celebrities, and business, these are the uses I think Twitter is created for. However, I often see it as this:
Father: "Stevie, president Obama is sending me messages asking if I'll come meet with him again."
Me: "Mhmm, that's nice Dad." (Continues to click on comics on xkcd)
Father: "I have 20,000 followers on Twitter."
Me: "Dad, there's absolutely no way they all actually read the things you post."
Father: "Of course they do! They love the Pat Parris Daily."
(At which point I shake my head and allow him to continue to live in his delusional Twitterpated world.)

Facebook:


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THE BEAST.
Ahahaha, I actually don't despise Facebook, even if I have chosen not to have one up until this point. It seems like a pretty good idea for a social network... But let's be honest here, the primary purpose of Facebook is to stalk other people, no? I hear it from people all the time, they call it "Facebook Stalking" I personally believe it needs a more creative title so I have bestowed it with "Synthetic Stalkery." Why? Well, it just truly doesn't compare to some good ol' hanging-off-the-roof-of-your-friend's-house stalking.

It just doesn't. Facebook is a pretty neat idea though, let's throw in all your pictures, connect with thousands of people because almost everyone has one. You now know who you know.

Huzzah for Facebooking. Teehee. (That's actually kinda freaky^)

Myspace:
Oh gosh. Myspace. Myspace was actually before my "time," but I was carefully instructed it was a very bad place. Only later did I discover it also held a large amount of musicians pages. Now that's what I view Myspace as, a place where musicians make pages for their band. That's about it.

Google+: Umm... Glorious brilliance, 'nough said.

As for the rest. I honestly don't even care about them. They're beyond my sphere of media. It's a scientifically fact that people who use Google+ and Blogger are smarter(not really). Sigh. Become smarter individuals, use Google+ and Blogger.