Nathan Lee. Me. On the same team. Thank you father in heaven. I was tickled pink.

TIME TO PUN IT UP IN THE PINK!

However, I would like to make two objections. I looked around at the other teams, then I looked at my team and came to a few conclusions.

1. I didn't a single person that I requested. Really Charity? Not even one? At least give me Cajua and his blackalishousness. Fine, I can overlook that one I guess.

But that's not where it ends. I am the oldest camper guy on my team... Possibly the oldest camper. Though, I think Emily is older. I can see the reviewers looking at the list and being like: "STEVIE? LET'S PUT HIM ON HIS OWN TEAM!" and then Charity saying: "Guyyys. We can't do that. We have to put him on a team." and the team leaders responding: "Fiiiine. At least make him the oldest guy on his team. Oh, and don't give him anyone he requested too."

Thanks a lot big bro. I know you reviewed those lists.

You didn't even have the decency to put me on my own team. We all know Team Stevie would be white. And nerdy.

In all truth, I'm psyched for Youth Camp. I've always wanted Nathan Lee as my leader, and I have Will J by my side as well. It's gonna be a great year. Don't forget your floaties.

Watch out everybody, I'ma deliver you the pink slip this year. You wouldn't believe what I can do with my pinkie finger.

"SO WHAT I AM A ROCKSTARRRR!!!...."