This is my conversation with Tim: nough' said
Stevie: dude the Brit Lit work is takign foreeever
Tim: I'm actually just starting, my last homeworks
Stevie: oh dear.
Tim: worst case scenario I do some works tommorrow
Stevie: I wish you luck my friend.
Tim: Luck is not necessary. I shall shred this assignment with SKILL B-)
Stevie: I thought you didn't like poetry? xD
Tim: Poetry is fine, I usually prefer novels though. I hate writing poetry. My thoughts are too grand to fit in these small confines you know as meter and rhyme!
Cookie cutters waste so much cookie! They are a silly tool I choose not to use just like poetry!
Stevie: xD
I have no idea how that happens xD
Tim: You know its true
Stevie: I've never wasted any cookie with cookie cutters..
Tim: you have all the edges left behind
Stevie: you peel them off
Tim: and if you want to reuse them you got to roll them up and start over
Stevie: and make a new cookie
Tim: it takes so much time to fit so much cookie into your restraints
Stevie: yup
Tim: It can be done but its not worth it!
Stevie: but it is beautiful.
Tim: MY COOKIES ARE BEAUTIFUL ON THEIR OWN!
Stevie: lol
hunks of blob
randomly scattered
all over the tray
Tim: What did you do to my cookies? I didn't leave them like that!
Stevie: lol
it's like impressionist painting
Tim: You left a poor impression with your painting
Stevie: no one really likes it
the painters were just to lazy to do anything else
Tim: Now but my cookies back the way they were or I'll eat them without sharing!
Besides its the taste people truly care about
Stevie: not always lol
Tim: in the time it takes you to make a batch of your "beautiful cookies" I'll have made a larger abundance of ugly cookies that have the same value
Stevie: I didn't eat guacomoli for years because it looked disgusting.
Tim: you and your aesthetically pleasing meals can go rot in a corning for all I care >_>
Who makes a meal out of cookies anyway, that just silly, your going to make someone sick
Now see what You've done? everyone is suffering because of you
Stevie: lol
exactly.
Tim: Unlike me, I ate all my cookies
So only I suffered at the hands of my art
A true artists suffers for his work!
I'm pretty sure a famous person said that
Stevie: you're procrastinating xD
Tim: at a time, and a place
Now your trying to change the subject because you lost in this contest of cookies
Stevie: no I was making myself a sandwich
and I ate it
and now
I don't know.
Tim: But did you SUFFER for that sandwich?
Stevie: I should probably finish my last assignment so I can study for AP xD
Can joy be so intense that it causes numbness or pain?
Tim: Maybe
yes
Maybe
Stevie: lol
xD
it's the question I'm addressing in Brit Lit
that's exactly what it asks of the poem xD
Tim: I bet you didn't use cookie cutters on that sandwhich?
and yet you still got a good result
Stevie: it was a so-so sandwich
would have been better if had been cookie cuttered
Tim: You see you need to suffer for your art
be unique
creative
Stevie: Except that
Tim: INSPIRED
Stevie: it really
should be
a sandwich cutter
not a cookie cutter
Tim: your silly cookie cutter solutions will get you no where
Stevie: not true
lol
Tim: trying to fit every problem into you one silly solution
Stevie: very relevant
Tim: that is the true meaning of insanity
Stevie: it's the concept
that is relevant
Tim: You and your silly cookie cutter concepts
Stevie: People love aesthetically pleasing stuff
Tim: Don't try your sense make on me boy! It won't work!
Stevie: look is half the value
Tim: I am completely immune to logic
Stevie: why do you dress up for interviews?
Tim: YES exactly!
Look is half the value of the actual cookie
so spend time improving the cookie itself which is twice the value of looks
Stevie: lol
that's impossible
you can only make a cookie so good
Tim: Its impossible because you have decided it as such
Stevie: it would take
hours
upon hours
Tim: your silly cookie cutter solution have no room for true improvement
Stevie: even years
to perfect
Tim: and that is why it fails
Stevie: what would meet the aesthetic value
while
it CAN be improved in taste
WHILE looking GOOD.
Tim: you see your looking at this the wrong way
IT WILL be improved
Stevie: is there a right way?
Tim: There certainly is a left way
Stevie: indeed.
Tim: so it only stands to reason
Stevie: but
Tim: that your a LEFTY!
Stevie: does that mean there is an up way?
or perhaps a down?
is this a 360 degree solution?
or should we move it onto the z axis?
Tim: yup
you and your silly cookie cutter solution is a 360 solution
you just spin around hoping to find the answer
but you just end up where you started
Stevie: and your solution?
progress cannot be withdrawn
it can be halted
yes
even stopped
by it never returns to exactly the same palce
no two things will ever be one
here.
Tim: Yes, therefore your not making progress
Stevie: but*
Tim: your cookie cutter cookies will all by the same in the end
Stevie: yes but uniformity is delicious applied appropriately
Tim: Yes, when your inspiration stagnates your cookie cutter cookies become delivious
but only because you have not tasted the wonders of true progress not limited by your silly cutters
Stevie: cutters are not limiting
they are boundries
in which true growth can be developed
like God's word
Tim: Bounderies are good
by alll encompassing bounderies are not
Stevie: he gives us boundaries in which we best grow
Tim: limited your growth downwards is yes
but upwards, no
Stevie: Cookies best grow in 3d cookie cutters.
in which
you can create
a mold
Tim: even in god our growth has no limits when it comes to being closer to him
Stevie: that will be
the size
of jupiter
in the shape
of
a telephone
Tim: that silly cookies is going to fall over and dies
it is unstable
Stevie: but space will suspend it
Tim: too much weight on such a small surface
a coin is stable
Stevie: and then I can be the first man on the COOKIE
Tim: a tall stack of coins is ridiculously hard to achieve
that cookie will fall
my cookies will continue to gro
Stevie: does the earth fall?
Tim: grow*
no, but its not a large star shaped pole now is it?
God didn't cookie cut this planet
Stevie: star shaped pole?
Tim: who made it specially for us
so unique and wonderful, not just a repeated stamp
Stevie: explain the star shaped pole comment xD
Tim: My cookie will continue to improve until the day we realize the stupidity of this conversation
Stevie: which was
Tim: start shaped cookie cutters are common
Stevie: a long time ago
which is why I would never use one
Tim: you make it really tall and I pretty much consider it a pole
you take something long and thin its a pole
Stevie: lol
poles are straight
Tim: apply cookie cutter to it its probably a start, or a christmas treee
Stevie: they don't curve
Tim: or maybe an ugly santa
they always come out weird
Stevie: rofl
Tim: its no wonder they get covered over with chocolate frosting
Stevie: xD
Tim: who wants to eat a big red fat guy?
Stevie: ahahaha
Tim: I've red the poem
the descriptions of that guys face are just not natural
cherry cheeks and such?
Cmon
Stevie: xD
some people have cheery red cheeks
such as
Isaac Adams..
oh wait
that's not natural nvm.
Tim: Well I'll get back to work
Stevie: mhm
Tim: seeing as this conversation has strayed so far from its original purpose
Stevie: may your cookies grow and propser.
Tim: may you realize the error of your ways and prosper you giant pole shaped cookies
Stevie: ahahahAHAHHA
Enlightened Conversation Part II
Tim: My goodness your picture changed!
Was your new picture inspired by our earlier conversation of poetry, cookies, cookie cutters, progress, direction, and god?
Stevie: nope lol
it was inspired by my status xD
plus the old one was freaking me out..
Tim: I mean seriously look at it, the Aurora Borealis is one of the most beautiful things that occur on the planet.
Yet its so spontaneous and flowing and full of seemingly random patterns
You don't see no generic cookie cutter shapes out of that now do you?
Stevie: lol
you would
I looks like a Christmas tree to me.
Just sayin'
2:58 PM Tim: Its not shaped or confined by our silly human limitations on our creative prowess, but expands and is ever changing. That still life photo does not truly do it justice.
It is always moving, not one constant fixture that you would have it and other creations boxed into
No I will not stop ranting
Stevie: I don't want my cookies moving, thank you very much.
2:59 PM Tim: I'm on a roll!
You want you cookies to maintain their shape?
Well by the time you finish eating them, let me tell you, they will not be the same shape as when you cut them out
Stevie: you could swallow them whole
Tim: and if they were, well... thats just wrong
3:00 PM You still digest them
Stevie: or have them reform
in your stomach
Tim: See, your being so limiting
Stevie: and multiply
so
that
they can
take over your immune system
and become a parasitic disease
Tim: All the most beautiful natural structures are not stuck in your silly way of thinking
Stevie: and then
take over peoples minds
and then
take over the world.
I win.
Tim: The grand canyon and other national parks defy your santamen and christmas trees and start poles
It would be boring if you took over everyone minds
they would all think like stevie or as stevie told them to
Stevie: I know?
How awesome would that be?
Tim: We have enough stevens as it is
Stevie: the world would be
perfectly
harmonious
Tim: you need someone to dominate, or are you planning to cookie cutterize people too?
harmonious, no, monotonous, yes
Stevie: I'm at perfect harmony with myself lol
Tim: Just one repeating scene over and over
Stevie: you should see me
when
I synchronize swim
with me
it's stunning.
Tim: No, you'd go insane and became a start shaped pole weilding cannibal
Stevie: star*
Tim: You know its true
that star shaped pole keeps coming back
and then one day someone will eat your cookie pole and then what will you do?
Make another one?
Stevie: no
I'll just command someone else to.
Tim: No, because its too late
Stevie: mind control.
Tim: you will be insane and forget how because everything was on autopilot
and there was only one system that never failed
and since it never failed noe one bothered learning to fix it
Stevie: what?
are
u talking
about
you lost me 8 minutes ago lol
Tim: and now that its broken your doomed
Stevie, its obvious you don't know what I'm talking about
Simply because I have no clue what I'm talking about
Stevie: and we've only been talking for 10 minutes
I'ma studyin'
Tim: You can't understand the thoughts that I can't even make sense of
Ok I'll leave you alone for now
But I'm still taking credit for your photo
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