I went to a homeschool class graduation today. It was pretty fab, had a great time with my fellow challengee ExtremeJengaChamp we had a great time in the back of the room and coming up with ways to liven up the graduation. Here we go, prepare to experience the list of a lifetime.

How to Rock a Graduation:
1. Clap during the prayer...
"God please give these graduates grace..."
(CLAP CLAP CLAP) "AMEN!"

2. Graduates-Dye your hair... BLUE!
Commencement speech, "I hope that God keeps you... GOSH THAT GUY'S HAIR IS DISTRACTING!"

3. Walk up the aisle before the graduates
"Hey, who's that?"
"Idk, I've never seen him before."

4. Scream "BE QUIET" during an address
"And this is the end of my speech..."
"BE QUIET! Oh wait..."

5. Run on stage with a collection of action-Quelf cards and begin to obey the commands.
(Warning, likely to cause harm to nearest admirers.)

6. Reserve all the seats in the whole auditorium for your "extended family"
Yeah, that'll serve them right for not coming to your graduation. (even if it hasn't happened yet)

7. Begin prophesying terrible prophecies about the graduates half-way through your speech.
The future no longer looks so bright.

8. Laugh at everything, even when things aren't funny
You'd be best to get a whole crew for this one.

9. Plant cellphones throughout the auditorium to start ringing (with really annoying tones) at random times throughout.
"I believe that you will go into..."
(cellphone) "IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY!"

10. Dance down the Aisle with the Graduates, making obnoxious squawks along the way.
"RAWWWWWKK!!"

11. "accidentally" mislabel the invitations to the graduates.
"Oh, my bad, was that the fourteenth?"

12. Hook yourself up to the speaker system and then come out on the electric guitar playing crazy solos.
-Watch out for the guy with the sledgehammer, he's a bit too ecstatic of a fan.

13. Start the wave.
Always a crowd pleaser, after you get a few going, I would even suggest body-surfing... Although I never got that far...

14. Turn on a fog machine.
When the fog fades, there you are straight from the 80's. Time to pull out those neon socks.

15. Send a baby as your replacement for the ceremony.
He'll give a great speech. No one will notice the difference and you'll get the props.
I love babies.

Anyway, that's my 5th post of June. I hope this will eventually turn into a video, because it would be amaaazing.
Peace out Girl-Scouts.