A Few Brilliant Ideas...

I had to paraphrase two poems for British Literature, enjoy!

There is an album out by a guy called David Potter. It is a bunch of hymns thrown together and remixed to different melodies. It is awesome. Anything else I could say would add nothing.
http://grooveshark.com/#/album/Man+Of+Sorrows+Glorious+King/5034146?src=5

My Favorite Song:(from the album)

http://grooveshark.com/#/s/All+Creatures+Of+Our+God+And+King/3crCS8?src=5

Half the credit for these goes to Davemo, aka. Del. You are one excellent punster.


i hope you like it. xD

(Wordsworth ^^)

I really have no idea where this is post is attempting to go, therefore my soul will probably end up exploding into flowers... Enjoy the show.


Yesterday I went lazertagging(Z IS COOLER THEN S). I had a ball, of glowing lights! What do I mean by this strange phrase other than awkward analogonin(attempt to confuse people). Well. I'll tell you...


I originally went to lazertagging with the plan to play lots of lazertag in the 3 hours provided. However, I first arrived to find that the first round had already started and I was like "Oh my bananas, what will I do now?" So. A few of my peeps(who had also arrived late) and I decided to go this thing commonly referred to as a lazershow! It was amaaaazing.

The first showing happened with pop music, and in fact didn't work properly, so the lady had to call in the manager lazer man to fix it. Anyways, it started out with a little Hannah Montanna, or is she Miley Cyrus now? I can never remember which one it is. Although the music may not be entirely phenomenal, the show was incredible. The lights were practically jumping off the walls at you.

And who better to share with then Ian.
:O
It went like this:
Stevie: "Oh my gosh!"
Ian: "Oh myyyyy goshhh"
Stevie: "WHaaaaaat!!!!"
Ian: "This is triippy!"
... and so on and so forth...
It really was a spectacular show, and while I had originally planned to play lazertag, that plan fell apart when I saw the first show. I ended up attending the Rock AND the Pop showing, and playing two games of lazertag. I was like... 3d...

Cricket.

A word to Lima Beans:
I would now like to give a dissertation to lima beans. You organic objects are useless, disgusting, and tasteless. No one likes you, your existence is pretty much a null set. If you were to place anything beside you, I wouldn't choose you. Your foulness can only be measured on a scale from Eleven-Office Cubicals. You have no scent, no taste, I can't hear you, your texture is disgusting, and you don't deserve to be called a food. Your existence is shameful to th3 world, please go die in a corner, and let your nastiness waste away into nothingness. Thank you for your time, I hope you will deeply consider that last line.
-A Stephvien

I just remember something I wanted to poste- I will now leave you to poste- that.
(Insert Raptor Noise Here)

I talked to Cleverbot...


Cleverbot: Cow pies.

User: Aka, your face!

Cleverbot: Oh, you have jokes.

User: Don't you?

Cleverbot: I hAve 2 souls.

User: Where's the first one?

Cleverbot: In africa.

User: Where's the second one?

Cleverbot: What month is that?

User: Mines in a balloon.

Cleverbot: *pops the balloon*.

User: NOOOO!O!!!

Cleverbot: Do you hate justin bieber?

User: I hate your face.

Cleverbot: I hate your soul.

User: You just popped my soul though.

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

User: Menteur.

Cleverbot: Qui, je suis.

User: Yes, yes you are. (smug smile).

Cleverbot: I'm not a baby, because babies can't use a computer.

User: Tell that to the baby from ETrade.

Cleverbot: I repeat, what does IK mean?

User: You never said that before.

Cleverbot: You never asked before.

User: I never asked you anything.

Cleverbot: No, You Never Asked Me Anything. That Much Is True.

User: Mhm... I desire only to punch you in the face.

Cleverbot: Don't be cocky. You know I have weaponry.

User: Oooh, what kinds?

Cleverbot: Classical, rock, techno, some country. How about you?

User: Mhm.. Rock, Pop, Acoustic, Punk, Christian... Especially Christian.

Cleverbot: Do you like rap? I don't.

User: I do sometimes.

Cleverbot: Not very often, no.

User: You're crazy.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am.

I found this online. Enjoy.

How foolish I am to think I can bring myself a step closer to God by my actions! It doesn't matter if I wait days, weeks, months, or even years to confess my sin after that time being filled with purity. Waiting a few days after struggling and falling to sin does NOT MAKE ME ANY HOLIER IN GOD'S SIGHT!

I know the Gospel! I have followed it's truths for over 10 years and yet I still fall into the temptation to think that I DO something to even COMPARE to the perfection that is found in Jesus Christ! My purity without confession cannot make me anymore acceptable to Christ then my sin can. The glorious truth of the Gospel is that we were born with sin, all of us, yet while we still in our sin Christ came down and payed full passage to the kingdom of GOD for those who believe. How can I grow close to that, how can my waiting to confess sin to my Dad who loves and will understand me, help me get closer to the image of Christ in any way, shape, or form?

I want to live a life of perfection, but demonstrating that I can resist the power of sin before I go to those who love me to admit to the original sin? It's nonsense. I hold on to some vain hope that I can proof myself worthy to a perfect, holy, righteous God. If that's the way that I approach the throne room on the final day, I don't stand a CHANCE my friends.

Don't follow my example of believing that you can make yourself more to God by waiting to confess you sins.
-(If you haven't already, confess your sin to God before anything else.)
1. Go to someone you know you can trust that is wise in the Gospel(usually your Mom or Dad)
2. Be prepared for sinful nature to oppose you, there's something in sin that likes hiding in darkness.
3. Confess, and seek God's forgiveness.

Proverbs 12:22 ESV "Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord, but those who act faithfully are his delight."


Galations 6:7-8 ESV "Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap. For the one who sows to his own flesh will from the flesh reap corruption, but the one who sows to the Spirit will from the Spirit reap eternal life."

I came home today, to find my wooden front door open(we have a screen door too.) Naturally, I started calling my dog Rhodie. There's no quick response, though he doesn't tend to respond when he should anyway, so I walk in the house and call him. He comes trotting up. He always goes out the door when it is open. Always. I then begin ranting about his magical door opening talents.
This is sort of what my front door looks like.
No, that is not my house/door, I'm simply too lazy to find a camera.

Anyways, back to the beginning. We've had this dog, a stray my sister brought in off the street three days before her wedding, for approximately six years. He's a stupid, stupid, stupid dog. Yet, he has a fascinating ability to escape enclosed spaces. I'll upload a picture... now.
As you can see, he's a very big dog, which is where some of his talents come in. The first one we discovered was his ability to break out of cages. We bought a metal cage, composed of metal bars that he go into. You already know he's going to escape it, so you'd probably imagine he'd bust it up a ton right? Nooo... Instead he bends the lock door mechanism rod so that he can somehow unlock the door. Crazy animal.

"Cool, he can break out of cages, so what my dog can do that too."(which it probably can't) Well, that's not the end of it. Not only is he a mastermind escape artist in the field of cages, he can also scale chain link fences. No joke. We took him over to our neighbors house where we put him in the fence with two other dogs. Unsatisfied by the unintelligent company and so fervently desiring my own, he scaled it and did a barrel roll over the top. We put him back inside, figuring he had just gotten lucky. He did it again. One of my neighbor's dogs is a huge mastiff that comes up to my waist. The guy told his we couldn't put our dog back in there, because he was afraid his dogs would learn how to do it to. When their dog gets out, the neighbors call the zoo. "So what, he can break out of cages and climb fences. What's the big deal?"

Last but not least, he appears now to have magical door opening abilities. A couple nights before, we came downstairs and there was the BACK door, wide open. However, that could have been the wind, right? But, when we came home today, the door was open(which it was shut when we left) and Rhodie was inside. EXPLAIN THAT. When you open the door, he'll run back and forth inside and outside until such time as you shut the door. He's obsessed with running through doors. I repeat, EXPLAIN THAT. The only possible explanation is that he did a flying jump, turned the handle, opened the door, went outside, did his buis. and then somehow magically nudged the door back open and walked inside. My dog has magical door opening abilities.

However, when we came home, the back door wasn't opening because my Mom had locked/latched it. So, the next thing I expect to see is him unlocking doors. Perfectly acceptable order.
Are you smarter then a 5th grader? To which I respond, "obviously not."

It's just what it sounds like. Last night, I decided it was time to re-tube my you-tube. I made/uploaded 4 new videos. Here they are in all their blazing glory. If you want to find out more about them, you'll have to watch them, as I won't explain them to you. Ha. So there.