I talked to Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: Cow pies.
User: Aka, your face!
Cleverbot: Oh, you have jokes.
User: Don't you?
Cleverbot: I hAve 2 souls.
User: Where's the first one?
Cleverbot: In africa.
User: Where's the second one?
Cleverbot: What month is that?
User: Mines in a balloon.
Cleverbot: *pops the balloon*.
User: NOOOO!O!!!
Cleverbot: Do you hate justin bieber?
User: I hate your face.
Cleverbot: I hate your soul.
User: You just popped my soul though.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: Menteur.
Cleverbot: Qui, je suis.
User: Yes, yes you are. (smug smile).
Cleverbot: I'm not a baby, because babies can't use a computer.
User: Tell that to the baby from ETrade.
Cleverbot: I repeat, what does IK mean?
User: You never said that before.
Cleverbot: You never asked before.
User: I never asked you anything.
Cleverbot: No, You Never Asked Me Anything. That Much Is True.
User: Mhm... I desire only to punch you in the face.
Cleverbot: Don't be cocky. You know I have weaponry.
User: Oooh, what kinds?
Cleverbot: Classical, rock, techno, some country. How about you?
User: Mhm.. Rock, Pop, Acoustic, Punk, Christian... Especially Christian.
Cleverbot: Do you like rap? I don't.
User: I do sometimes.
Cleverbot: Not very often, no.
User: You're crazy.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am.
CONVERSATION
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